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THE SMARTASS PARROT
lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her:
The lady is furious! She stormed past the store and went to work. On the way home she saw the same parrot, and it said to her:
She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot once again said to her:
The lady was so angry that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and get rid of the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her:
She paused and said, "Yes?" The bird said,
