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A man goes into a bar and orders a Coke. The bartender, who is used to seeing this man order liquor, asks him what's up.
"I'm never drinking again!", the man says, "I got so drunk last Friday night I blew chunks!" "
"Vomiting isn't nothing to quit drinking over," the bartender replies.
"You don't understand -- Chunks is my dog!"
